Fun fact, dead cat owners (the owners are dead not the cats) are often found partially consumed while dead dog owners (same deal as before) are typically untouched. Turns out cats consider you to be a big ol tin of cat food as soon as you die while dogs will only eat your corpse as a last resort. No information on goldfish who, although I’ve never owned one, I presume fall somewhere in between.
Fun fact, dead cat owners (the owners are dead not the cats) are often found partially consumed while dead dog owners (same deal as before) are typically untouched. Turns out cats consider you to be a big ol tin of cat food as soon as you die while dogs will only eat your corpse as a last resort. No information on goldfish who, although I’ve never owned one, I presume fall somewhere in between.
I knew this comic was real