10 Things Everyone Should Have on Their Bucket List
- Solve an impossible paradox.
- Eat a cooked bug.
- Write a hit single that defines the decade.
- Eat a raw bug.
- Ride into the sunset after finding the Holy Grail and watching some Austrian chick fall into a bottomless chasm.
- Use a bathroom for the opposite gender in every continent.
- Climb to the top of Mount Paris, and look out over the great Sri Lankan Sea of the Arctic.
- Get a library card under a false name.
- Visit the grave of whoever invented Stratego.
- Drink a few bottles of vanilla extract, go to the hospital, and tell them that you’ve been cursed by the Pillsbury Doughboy.