10 Things Everyone Should Have on Their Bucket List

  1. Solve an impossible paradox.
  2. Eat a cooked bug.
  3. Write a hit single that defines the decade.
  4. Eat a raw bug.
  5. Ride into the sunset after finding the Holy Grail and watching some Austrian chick fall into a bottomless chasm.
  6. Use a bathroom for the opposite gender in every continent.
  7. Climb to the top of Mount Paris, and look out over the great Sri Lankan Sea of the Arctic.
  8. Get a library card under a false name.
  9. Visit the grave of whoever invented Stratego.
  10. Drink a few bottles of vanilla extract, go to the hospital, and tell them that you’ve been cursed by the Pillsbury Doughboy.