BLOG – What Your Choice of Pet Says About You

  • Large Dog – You probably have strong opinions about cat people.
  • Small Dog – You’re actively fighting against your natural urge to just get a cat.
  • Cat – You’re in an active war, with one side wanting to cuddle and the other side having claws.
  • Freshwater Fish – You probably wonder if these things are worth having to clean the tank every month.
  • Saltwater Fish – You’re either addicted to cocaine or share many of the same habits as someone addicted to cocaine.
  • Hamster – You’re either 10 or are very prone to impulse buys.
  • Snake – You either wear a fedora OR you live in constant fear of people judging you as a “snake guy”.
  • Bearded dragon – You’ve kept every biology textbook you’ve ever owned. And you’ve owned a lot of them.
  • Ferret – Your thoughts before: “They’re just like cooler looking cats, right?” Your thoughts after: “Should I kill the ferret or myself?”
  • Rabbit – You’re probably really excited to go see Minions for the second time.
  • Pig – You ramble on about the intelligence of pigs while people stare at your very short cutoffs, bare feet, and/or anklet.
  • Parrot – At some point you were very distressed to find out you bought a pet that might outlive you.